Its all about team work!

Found this little story some time back :)
"I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what
was coming. 'You don't have to tell me,' I said. 'I'm off the team,
aren't I?' 'Well,' said Coach, 'you were never really ON the team. You
made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet
is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the
ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people
at inappropriate times.' It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I
thought something was brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees
something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's
when I felt the handcuffs go on."